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@fkamiah17@syzito.xyzOMG Fartage is about to have his Stormy Daniels moment 
Some porn star called Victoria Fox has a book coming out with a "tell-all" section about him.
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When I look at the "goings on" in the political circles and in the moneyed wealthy bits of society I realise that a) I must have lived a very straght-laced secluded life and b) they're just not inhabiting the same world as the rest of us in their socially-insulated silos. No wonder there is no understanding. And as for the "Man of the people" shtick, well he's transparently NOT a man of the people!
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I'm calling it now, there's an adult baby outfit involved 
@MostlyTato Or a Thatcher outfit ...
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Aaarrrggggg no you had to go there noooooo. You win, I can't beat that. Nor would I want to be able to.
@MostlyTato With a full head mask replicating her Spitting Image puppet.
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Maybe a Reagan/Thatcher cosplay?
@MostlyTato I don't want to speculate any further about this because I'm about to go to bed 
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Muhahaa sweet dreams 
@fkamiah17 All credit to Mr Pecksniff of @BylinesEast for describing Mr Fartage this weekend as being Clactose-intolerant 
@Sarah111well @BylinesEast Excellent!
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Oh dear God!
I feel sorry for the persons who have had to proof and edit that!
@Maker_of_Things You'd hope there was a cringe premium.
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And a free barrel of brain bleach!
@Maker_of_Things Just seen it referred to as the Mile Heil Club
@fkamiah17 I’d say that’s a 1-all draw for the moment in Frogface vs Lowe.
Like to see if it’s a real publisher, or a vanity funded by someone like Marshall.
@BashStKid The story's in the Mirror if you want to research it further 
@fkamiah17 Nah, I’m good. It’s going to be a fact-free zone.