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People are making a fuss that the Cybertruck's accelerator pedal gets stuck, trapping everyone inside in a death machine hurtling down your neighborhood high street at maximum speed. But it's all hyperbolic. First of all, that doesn't happen unless the pedal is exposed to the chemical compound sodium stearate.
Ok *fine* sodium stearate is also known as soap. So what? Remember the Cybertruck's battery life is half what was advertised. It's designed to not go far enough to kill anyone. Calm down.
@selzero Literally the ugliest piece of ordure ever manufactured.
@selzero If I spent a few months, I reckon I could get a 1970s Austin Allegro with an Arduino controller to be better than that piece of crap. Sheesh.
@selzero Tsk. Everyone's a critic of the dumpster until they need to lose a dead body.
@DifferentDrummer
The dead body in the trunk, or the one about to go in the trunk after the driver has just annihilated a pedestrian?
@selzero
@johnflomax @selzero All the bodies!
Like the one in the spacesuit in the electric race car on its way to Mars...
@selzero the license plate is a little masterwork
@selzero Very, very good.
@selzero I'm happy I live in a country where this contraption is not street legal!
I'll bet you that Sodium Chloride works too.
@selzero fortunately the average cybertruck owner is extremely unlikely to come into contact with soap, minimizing the risk of contamination.