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"Where do you see yourself in three years?"
"3 years? By that time I'll be dropping poisonous scorpions into rich people's climate change bunker air vents."
@selzero it's a nice thought, but those rich people were long since killed by their hired security.
@weyoun6 @selzero I'm reading Unruly by David Mitchell at the moment. An interesting look at the history of British royal history.
One thing I learnt was that, after the Romans left, the elite that were left had no means to defend themselves to make sure the Picts left them alone. So, they hired goons from the European mainland. The goons saw the Picts off, then they decided that there was nothing to stop them replacing the guys that hired them.
So, that scenario is definitely not without precedent, apparently.
@selzero I was asked that question when I was 62, apparently ‘retired’ wasn’t the correct answer. Bob Worm is a knob though.
@RustyBertrand @selzero With emphasis on the word * fantasies*.
@selzero love it. Can I help?
@selzero@syzito.xyz sounds fun!
@selzero venomous
(I'm so sorry. It's a compulsion. I need help.)
@selzero The most hilarious thing is that people who literally cannot live five seconds without their yacht think they can survive underground in bunkers. Realistically we 100% do not have the technology for anyone to survive, but definitely not the spoiled children of the wealthy
@selzero Some tiny fleas would also be a good thing
@selzero Good to see you have a realistic view of the future.
@selzero *venomous scorpions
@selzero I'll be the overly pedantic reply guy, and state that scorpions are venomous (they inject venom using the tail stinger), and edible (not poisonous).
@selzero That prophecy might just be true.
@selzero dude, if you’re going to make the effort, at least go with something a little more venomous, a black mamba or a blue-ringed octopode or such.
@selzero In jail for axe murdering people that ask stupid interview questions.
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... thereby providing them with raw material for chemical weapons ...
@selzero to har is not ok for the scorpions. Probably too cool and no food.
🜏Technomancer🜏@selzero , Alexithymia here, no idea. What even is next month?
@selzero My response is usually "Prison: I said to the last person who asked me that question that I would kill the next person who asked me it".
